High On Noise

Lots of stupid bands make stupid claims that their stupid music will get you off. But according to this report some noise can actually get you high...man. Kids all over the country are buying CD's on the internet that are supposed to get you stoned. Each track is supposed to have a different effect - weed, mushrooms, acid, etc. The CD costs $20 and comes unmarked, which I assume make it seem dangerous. Have kids gotten this fucking dumb? I guess it's good in a way - listening to "Heroin" is better then shooting heroin I suppose.

Link:
Audio High

Drugs And Alcohol Report

Some scientific types have done research on the drugs we all love. What they discovered is that alcohol and is worse for you then acid and ecstasy. They assigned degrees of harm to each drug tested and my good friend booze was pretty high on the chart apparently.

Link:
Matrix Of Harm

MP3:
Too Drunk To Fuck - Dead Kennedys
Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It - Cypres Hill

via BoingBoing