So How About Tila Tequila at The Gathering of Juggalos?

You've already heard about this whole nutso Tila Tequila shit at Insane Clown Posse's Gathering Of The Juggalos festival. I know you have, it's everywhere. But from the get-go it was mostly word-of-mouth and despite my interest in the whole thing I didn't want to post anything about it just yet. The reason why is my buddy Igor from DrivenByBoredom and The Village Voice was right fucking there within about 15 feet of all this madness, with his camera going the whole time. So I've been waiting for an update from him.

Today he put up a post on DBB with a full update of how it actually went down complete with photos of a bloodied, topless Tila Tequila. Igor talks about how bad ass she is and frankly, from what I've seen, she sure as shit is. I mean, she's onstage being pelted with bricks, explosives, rocks, shit, piss, Faygo soda and God knows what else, all the while still performing, bruised and bloodied with her big, fake tits exposed. As Igor said, it was very G.G. Allin, only the shit and piss came from the crowd and not from her.

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DrivenByBoredom: Tila Tequila

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Paralyze - Tila Tequila

11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos, Aug. 12-15th

It's my favorite time of the year! It's time for the Gathering Of The Juggalos, which means a new infomercial. If you remember last year's then you know why I'm excited. While the 2010 version probably won't get spoofed by SNL, it's still pretty awesome.

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2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos

THIS IS REAL.

The Gathering is a huge festival organized by Insane Clown Posse that happens out in the woods somewhere in the Midwest. It's basically a meeting ground where every bored, suburban, wanna-be gangster kid from malls across America gather for four days of clown makeup, drugs, carnival games, wrestling, breeding and head banging to 90's rap like Insane Clown Posse, Naughty By Nature, Coolio, Warren G, Twiztid, Tone Loc, Vanilla Ice and literally hundreds more, most of whom are ICP copy cats (I know). There's also some nu-metal surprises like (Hed)PE. There's also crazy shit like Todd Bridges ("whatchu talkin' bout Willis") wrestling, yup he's wrestling, and comedy from "Gallagher, up in this bitch yo." As terrifying as this all might sound I look forward to attending one year because sometimes ridiculous shit like this entertainment gold. 

Jesus H. Christ, fucking Juggalos, man. 

I repeat, THIS IS REAL.

God bless America.

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Photos from 2009 Gathering

SNL Parodies ICP's Gathering Of The Juggalos

This is one of the funniest skits SNL as produced in years.

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