Tonight: Rated-X @ Rififi

I have to admit, I'm pretty burned out on the NYC party scene. Nothing is as fun as it used to be. That's my fault though, most of the parties are still fun I'm just old and tired now. For a crusty bastard like me to get excited about a party it takes a lot. Frankly, I haven't been this excited about a party in years....Rated-X returns to the East Village!!! Not only is it on the east side tonight it's at one of my favorite spots, Rififi. This is one of those rare occasions where I call everyone I know and tell them they HAVE to come out. I'll see you there kids!

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RSVP here and it's only $5 to get in

Tonight: David Arquette @ Trash (Whatchutalkinbout Willis?))

OK, I get it - it's Friday the 13th and David Arquette is in a horror movie and he wants to reach the kids. What better way then DJ at Trash. But you gotta admit that this is pretty odd. If you enjoy weird aging celebrities spinning records then you CAN'T miss Gary Coleman DJing at Home tonight. It's a fucking odd night out there, but it's Friday the 13th so I guess it makes sense.

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David Arquette @ Trash

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Gary Coleman @ Home

"You guys are all, Woo-hoo, and shit!" - if anyone gets that then let me know, you'll win nothing.